Unprotected Sex Is Like
a: Having unprotected sex ~
b: having arachnid perform cunnilingus on you
What: "According to this new French AIDS awareness campaign, having unprotected sex is like having a gigantic slavering arachnid perform cunnilingus on you, or mounting a spread-eagled scorpion in the missionary position, its poison-dripping tail wildly thrashing about in the throes of its ecstasy (she's probably faking it)."
Useful?
Writer: John Brownlee
LCC: RA
Where: Reference Link Has Evaporated
Date: Aug 17 2011 11:56 AM
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